Wednesday, October 31, 2007

How To Throw a Party and Not get Caught?

Have you ever thrown party, only to get caught by your parents? Then you are punished and grounded. What if you could throw a party and not get busted? Follwing just a few easy steps, you can.

1) Choose a day that you are sure your parents won't be home. Make sure to choose a day where your parents are attending something long and won't be able to miss. If your parents do decide not to go, persuade them by mentioning the positive outcomes of attending the event.

2) As your parents are heading out the door, mention you may invite a few friends over. Be sure to mention friends your parents trust. Besides, your parents will be in too much of a hurry to argue with you. Just in case your parents come home to find things misplaced and food lying around, you can say your friends are responsible for the mess.

3) Invite a limited amount of friends. Make sure to tell them that it is a private party, so they won't invite other people and the party won't get out of control. Invite people half an hour to hour after your parents are suspected to leave. Just in case your parents are late, you don't have to worry about getting caught.

4) Hide all valuable items and lock all bedroom doors. The last thing you want is to have your mom come home to find her favorite china dishes shattered in pieces.

5) Set up all food and drinks on a plastic tablecloth. Make sure to use paper cups and paper plates. These are easy to dispose of.

6) Enjoy your party.

7) An hour after your parent expected time ot return, force your guest to leave. The best way to get them out of your house is turn off the music and tell them to that your parents are on their way home. Rally a few of your friends to help you. If this doesn't work, threaten your guests by telling them that the police are on their way, this will make them flee for sure.

8) Once your guests are gone clean up your house. Throw away all cups and plates. Do not just put them in the trash, but also take them outside and put them in a dumpster or garbage bin. Put everything back to the way it was. Vaccum and dust if neccessary.

9) Recheck your house and make sure you haven't missed anything.

10) Act as if you had never thrown a party, when your parents come home. Lay on the couch and watch television or pretend to be asleep. Don't not do your homeowrk, this will only make your parents suspicous.

Now you are prepared to throw a party and not get caught. Have fun and don't get too wild!!

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